Things I've said recently that no one should ever have to say:
"Keep your tongue in your mouth."
"You can't go outside without pants."
"No, catfood is NOT for babies!"
"Whose poop is on the floor?"
"Get your hand out of your butt."
"Please don't wear my underwear."
"How did my toothbrush get in the toilet?"
"We don't lick wall."
Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer.
oh my! sounds like a serious adventure.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I've been keeping track of a similar list (for an upcoming post) and mine includes "Please stop kissing the dishwasher!" and "Get your mouth off the floor!!". Fun times :)
ReplyDeleteIf I had a nickel for every time I told my kids not to lick something...
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Sadly--stop touching your butt hole--is part of my daily vocab too.
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