Things I've said recently that no one should ever have to say:
"Keep your tongue in your mouth."
"You can't go outside without pants."
"No, catfood is NOT for babies!"
"Whose poop is on the floor?"
"Get your hand out of your butt."
"Please don't wear my underwear."
"How did my toothbrush get in the toilet?"
"We don't lick wall."