Jon: "Please.....approach no further."
"Wait. What is going on here? Why are you touching me? Who gave you permission to touch me?"
"No. No I don't want a story. My brain isn't capable of comprehending complex story lines. Excuse me, your personal bubble is basically touching my personal bubble."
"I'm not sure how I feel about this. Why isn't mom saving me? I'm beginning to develop severe trust issues."
"Phew, I knew that old fart trick would work. Disaster averted. I think I shall take a nap now."