I'm so happy that the person who googled "accidental crotch sweat" was directed to my blog. I hope they enjoyed the pictures of my post-spin class sweat.
I'm confused how six people found my blog by googling "naked full figured women." I'm sure they were disappointed.
And I'm very curious about the two people who came to my blog by googling "peeing on your leg hangover cure." The only real hangover cure is to be sick for three days in a row and then be shown pictures of you swimming in the ocean with only half your clothes on. Then, trust me, you will never want to drink again.
Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer.
Those are epic. However, I really shouldn't have read "accidental crotch sweat" and "naked full figured women" in such close proximity, because EW.
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