First he was a Safari Explorer
Then he was a Surfer Dude
His latest fad is pretty hard core. I introduce you to.... Ganster Ryan
I had a lot of fun putting together this bib to help Ryan better associate with his inner thug. He really loves his diamond "R" necklace.
He's in pretty deep. He's already talking about getting an "I heart mom" tattoo on his right arm. But I did forbid him from throwing gang signs and saying words that rhyme with "itches" and "foes."
To tell you the truth, I can't decide if this bib makes him look like a thug or a redneck. What do you think? Should he be carrying a deer rifle and missing a few teeth or carrying a switch blade and sporting gold teeth?
Who you lookin' at?